her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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