I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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