I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
