No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I currently don't understand fingers.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
