Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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