I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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