that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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