Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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