i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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