It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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