I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
