i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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