Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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