my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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