Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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