I must be too annoying 4 u.
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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