You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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