508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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