I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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