He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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