i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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