Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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