Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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