I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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