Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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