He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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