I wanna bring you to show and tell
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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