OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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