Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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