Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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