So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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