I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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