wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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