we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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