im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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