I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Randomize
