The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
