I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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