You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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