Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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