...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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