We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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