her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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