Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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