I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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