I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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