There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
