Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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