let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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