He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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